Poem and/or Song Lyrics: OOPS! I Forgot to Pee: Written for the Busy Moms of the world: You wake up, can't believe your schedule - and decide to laugh instead of hiding under the covers and crying!
Perhaps it's better not to think about all the things we busy parents have to do..it's better to just go and do them..A "light-bulb" moment. Shocker.
OOPS, I Forgot to PEE! (Poem Version - Song version below)
Written by Barbara Tremblay Cipak
Let's see
Up at three
Feed the baby
Back under the sheets
For a couple hours of sleep
Kids up for breakee
Gulping my tea desperately
Rush them to school gleefully
Walk the baby expediently
This being my time for me
Back home to clean insistently
Do three loads of laundry
Flee for groceries
Video Game Rentals late constantly
Go to work in my office impatiently
Where things have piled up overwhelmingly
Hubby claims I'm grumpy
Instead of crying I laugh hysterically
Baby bellows loudly
Time to change his nappy
Phone rings twenty times daily
Say I never call a bit angrily
Can't explain my life so harry
Don't want it to come out sounding scary
So I apologize gracefully
Kids home noisily
I'm panicky
My office work is not done completely
Oh well, its time to get them to hockey
Feed them first to keep them healthy
Bath time comes busily
Bedtime is love and kisses and favourite stories
Baby sleeping beautifully
My feet are up now restfully
Oops, I forgot to pee!
I assess my day on the toidy
Would I change my life at forty?
Are you kidding
Not this lifes inspired journey!
OOPS, I Forgot to PEE! (AS SONG LYRICS - Poem Version Above)
Written by Barbara Tremblay Cipak
(Verse)
Let's see
Up at three
Feed the baby
Back under the sheets
For a couple hours of sleep
Kids up for breakeeeee
Gulping my tea desperately
Rush them to school gleefully
Walk the baby quickly
This being my time for me
(*sigh noise inserted here*)
(Chorus)
I know its not classy, borders on sassy
But OOPS! I forgot to Pee
Friends say I'm grumpy
Instead of crying I laugh hysterically
(*Note: belly laugh in chorus*)
Crossing my knees so know one sees
Cause OOPS! I forgot to Pee!!
(Verse)
Back home to clean insistently
Do three loads of laundry
Flee for groceries
Video Game Rentals late constantly
Go to work in my office impatiently
Where things have piled up overwhelmingly
Baby bellows loudly
Time to change his nappy!
(Chorus)
I know its not classy, borders on sassy
But OOPS! I forgot to Pee
Friends say I'm grumpy
Instead of crying I laugh hysterically ... (*Note: belly laugh in chorus*)
Crossing my knees so know one sees
Cause OOPS! I need to Pee!!
(Verse)
Phone rings twenty times daily
Say I never call a bit angrily
Can't explain my life so harry
Don't want it to come out sounding scary
So I apologize gracefully
( Another Verse..if needed)
Kids home noisily
I'm panicky
My office work is not done completely!
Bedtime is love and kisses and favourite stories
Baby sleeping beautifully
My feet are up now restfully
Whoa, I never did go Pee!
(Chorus)
I know its not classy, borders on sassy
But OOPS! I forgot to Pee
Hubby say's I'm grumpy
Instead of crying I laugh hysterically
(*Note: belly laugh in chorus*)
Crossing my knees so know one sees
Cause there wasn't any time to Pee!!.... (*Note: toss in sound of running water at end for effect*)
Wishing you well, Barb :)
Wishing you well,
Barb
Find your peace and find your place in this world
Smile even when it hurts
Complete your lifes plan
See the beauty around you, it's plentiful
You'll find it in the smallest things
and always remember, you are loved
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